I got caught with that white mountain soda / I got caught drinking John Travolta / I know that my rabbi will wax me / I can change but you don’t know what you’re asking / Mayor Taxes says that he has your back / As long as you have luck hiding in that tall grass / I used to be a legend of the silver screen / Now they pay a penny just to laugh at me / People never understood who they truly are / So they find people like me just to pick apart / I got caught with that white mountain soda / I got caught drinking John Travolta
I ain’t no crooked man my nose is tilted so i can never smell my own stench i bring wine to any event i’m invited to tell me how can wickedness live inside me? You have terrible faults of your own you can’t look at me in contempt i plead my fifth and i die for my right to do it tell me how can wickedness live inside me? Any door that needs opening eh i’ll just wait until someone better comes alone if i was crooked i would know grocery store i’m silent and i cannot smell i ain’t no crooked man because i am silent / i cannot explain myself
As my morning starts coughing I start my plunge into the world of my computer I use my finger to unlock the bones The app icons jump around like fluffy bunnies! “Play with me!” says Epic Games Launcher “Take a note!” says the Notes app “Listen to me!” says Spotify But no, my little bunnies, I open Safari I have to watch PornHub I have to jerk off
If the first light you seek in the day is artificial, then you’ll have no grasp on the universal — the jelly humanistic quality that keeps coats puffy and noses stuffy — people try and drown out there life because it is the most overwhelming experience you can have, i understand that but they never talk about the cat thats never left the bag! Thats why first thing every morning i check my phone and watch PornHub so I can jerk off
I realized i was dreaming and pulled out my phone and went on snapchat — it was funny af
I caught the blues tryna to bribe the elephants in my house / I caught the blues tryna to sneak into my body through my womans mouth / I caught the blues living in dandruff in my kids hair / I caught the blues baby I see them everywhere / If I was red maybe this wouldn’t of happened / Living so carefully not to offend them / Figuring out my faults figuring out whats wrong / I wish I could live as one of one / I caught the blues / I caught the blues / I caught them
